Email Exchange between CH and JL

JL to CH:
So I finally decide to commit to WW again and work has blocked the site. Freaking roadblocks!

CH to JL:
So- the healthy healthcare hospital patient place where there are doctors BLOCKED weight watchers??
what's next? blocking porn sites???
I re-started again today too. My stress levels are so high im afraid im going to infarct if i don't lose some weight and start working out.
so this morning i did fat burning pilates DVD. that's a good one to ease back into a workout. it's challenging without being discouraging.
Downside - my living room rug smells like pee.
#cantwin

JL to CH:
Stop peeing on your living room rug.

P.S. Kudos to you for doing a workout in the a.m.

Question... since I can't access WW, I can have a piece of the cake that is currently in the breakroom, right?

CH to JL:

1. i can't stop peeing on the rug. Once there is pee there- that's where i have to pee

2. i know right??? an AM workout! Of course I was 2 hours late to work...

3. Absolutely- unless it's some kind of cake with dried fruits in it. Those are NOT allowed under any circumstances

JL to CH:

1. That's why I only pee on the pee pad.

2. I don't care if you slept until 11:50 and did your first "hundred" at 11:59... that's morning, man.

3. The cake was yellow, which as you know is the most delicious color.

4. I've decided to blame my weight loss failure on WW for changing from their original program - the one that I actually lost weight on. (And on Ethan, because almost everything is his fault.)

CH to JL:
Mmmm. Yellow.